Cosmic Canine Fan Pillows

The Mars Rover...

No littering...

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

The Inner Dog.

The first dog in space - with his head hanging out the window

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

The Rolling Bones

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

Guide Dogs

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Taking the Dog for a Walk

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

An angel walking a dog that has stopped to dig in a cloud

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'You forgot to lock Zxlop's cage again.'

A bird leaves an egg spaceship.

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

"If we announce what we've found, it'll get a small article in the paper. If we say we can't figure out what it is, it'll make the front page."