Intergalactic Tenant Pillows

'Last time I share-house with a Wookie!'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

Alien embryo growing in earth.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

"Take me to your mechanic."

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

'The good news is we've discovered a vast new oil resource. The bad news is we need a space ship to get there.'

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

Christmas on Other Planets.

"No dessert until you finish your dark matter."

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'Sorry, I'm a stranger here myself.'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'It's not so much the distance to your proposed mini-mall site, but that I'm not as familiar with your galaxy's zoning laws as I'd like to be.'

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

'Not now, you'll spoil your dinner.'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'