Avian Ally Pillows

"Brilliant! And then all they have to do is stop them flying at night."

'It's a symbiotic relationship. That lineman can crush quarterbacks with his bare hands...'

OIl spill.

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

A Symphony of Penguins

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Bird Torture.

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'I think he's lonely.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Are you sure it's okay for cardinals to live at a Protestant church?"

Doulton Canada Geese