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"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

"Do me next."

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

AI Safety Officer

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

People and robots

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Why on earth do you insist on coming to this miserable, isolated, rocky, small island every year to roost? It's covered in guano! Disgusting..."

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The doctor says if it doesn't come out soon, she'll have to induce.

"Polly wants a flu shot."

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

'If they're so darn 'fair and balance,' why are all the reporters people?'

'Oh yeah, ths boss is going to love the new hire.'

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

Horace Mann

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Too bad for you that the judge rules in favor of dogs playing in varsity sorts."

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."