Avian Amenities Advocate Pillows

Bird box with amenities (plumbing, electricity).

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Do me next."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

"My God, you're right ... it all makes sense. I crossed the road because of my parents!"

"If you take a vacation, you're not expected to return."

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"Well, I'm sorry but there appears to be no vacancies down south"

'I'm making one of the craters into a birdbath.'

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

'Thankfully he doesn't talk!'

"Geese today just don't seem to take pride in their appearance."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Mating display of the white-bellied boobie"

"Get a life!"

'What's oriole sex'

The Great Horn Rimmed Owl

"After the Great Seagull Reincarnation, we'll spend eternity stealing sandwiches and defecating as we please."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'Polly want many things, but a cracker isn't among them.'

"Stop serving Table 3 complimentary bread."

"We must be in the wrong wing."

"That's a plumage don't."

Headstone in bird cage, "We really loved our budgie.."

'Amazing! I thought they were more or less extinct!'