Avian Spa Enthusiast Pillows

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"Do me next."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

Hot Pie Therapy

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

A Manicure

Loofah Lady

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

The Cat Spa

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

Desert Dermatologist

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'You're on Deck! Wilson! Hurry up with that pedicure!'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."