Avian Spa Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Now, that's how you know you're in the garden of bird lovers: They've installed a Spa, not just a bird-bath..."

"Do me next."

Spa

'More bubbles!'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Snow White swears by these 10 products for flawless beauty."

"Eternally youthful complexion? Here's the deal. Never go out in the sun. Never eat dessert. And, for God's sake, don't smile."

A Manicure

"That product you are using is fantastic. Your eye bags are gone."

Loofah Lady

"Do you have any of that after shave that makes me look like Brad Pitt?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

The Cat Spa

Hot Tub Frosty

This Year's Spa

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Mom's Spa'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Those are the lyrics? How embarrassing—I've been singing it wrong this whole time."

Desert Dermatologist

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog

A spa bath at Mapledurham.

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"