Avian Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"Do me next."

Dressed for Success!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Leadership suits you

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Cat Tie

Men's business romper.

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

So you're a mocking bird...

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

Keeping warm.