Avian Fashion Enthusiast T-Shirts

Hoody Woodpecker.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"Do me next."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

Dressed for Success!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Leadership suits you

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Look! I'm going to be a customer!"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Cat Tie

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Ladies of the Creation! - No. VIII - Mary protecting the weaker sex

So you're a mocking bird...

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"And now. . . which shoes?"