Elf Lore Gifts

Santa with an elf.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

Goblin.

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Shelf on an Elf

"I hate recalls."

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Elf from Falstaff

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."