Gaming Elf Gifts

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Accept cookies?

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'They got me for trespassing, grand theft cookie and trafficking Xboxes across state lines.'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Santa with an elf.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

The day after Christmas can be the least wonderful time here. These guys are too tired for reindeer games. Jingle bells need repair. She sees him when he's sleeping and hides all the cookies. But - do you hear what I hear? Whirr clank whump. Oh! Joy to the world! It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

"So that's 45,000 Playstations, 198,000 smartphones and 50 million GP consultations."

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

'Check this out, I'm taking an elfie!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

Give me an H, give me an A, Give me a P-P-Y! and an H with an O and an L_I_D_A_Y! A little Christmas cheer from Frank and Ernest

"I need a CPA to help me find the bad ones hiding in tax shelters."

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

Santa Claus panics as the ice caps melt

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

"Spoiler alert, kiddo! Your online profile is showing a lot more naughty than nice!"

'Sorry, Santa, going 'green' doesn't work for you!'