Part-time Elf Gifts

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

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Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

'I didn't take you literally when you said you were helping the little people.'

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

Elfie on the shelf

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

"You the fellow who ordered computer parts in bulk?"

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

"Just for a while dear, we must part."

I got a call from my agent so I have to step out for an audition. I'll be back before you are ready for dessert.

Santa Claus panics as the ice caps melt

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

'Sorry, Santa, going 'green' doesn't work for you!'