Tech-loving Elf Gifts

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Spell Check

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

Witches and Their Drones

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"She works best in hex mode."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

#Hagtag

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Elfie on the shelf

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

Witch updates travel broom.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'I can't do next Friday'

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

'Check this out, I'm taking an elfie!'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"Mobile phones and cappuchinos have destroyed fairyland forever."