Tech-loving Elf Gifts

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Monks sitting at a row of computers typing up old-fashioned looking manuscripts.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Spell Check

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"She works best in hex mode."

Witches and Their Drones

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'Just sayin' it was a lot more relaxing around here before they invented ‘the Cloud.''

Witch updates travel broom.

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Elfie on the shelf

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'I can't do next Friday'

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Snake Charmer using an MP3 device.

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

"Sorry, but you've been 'Unfriended'."

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"Mobile phones and cappuchinos have destroyed fairyland forever."

Santa Claus panics as the ice caps melt