Modern Elf Sympathizer Gifts

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Accept cookies?

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"It's easy, Santa. Swipe left for naughty and right for nice."

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

#Elfies

Elf Portrait

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'

Elfie on the shelf

Santa's helper reading 'Boosting Your Elf Esteem'.