Modern Elf Sympathizer Gifts

"It's just not the same."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Accept cookies?

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

I hate to tell you this, but most of the pigs on social media are rooting for the wolf.

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

"It's easy, Santa. Swipe left for naughty and right for nice."

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

#Elfies

Elfie on the shelf

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

Elf Portrait

'. . . Now you're an accounting elf and a putting-heads-on-dolls elf. . . Times are tough. Would you rather be the one tiny reindeer pulling the sleigh this year.'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

The Stocking Elves...Resort to a Life of Crime

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

'Do you ever wonder where elves come from?'