Modern Elf Gifts

'Check this out, I'm taking an elfie!'

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Wait - If this is a big bag of toys, where's the big bag of dirty laundry? Worst Christmas morning ever.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Don't even think about it."

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

"It's just not the same."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Christmas Chopin

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

Elf from Falstaff

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Elves riding on a match box sleigh with mouse on top.

"I hate recalls."

Santa's Workshop. Ernie runs that sanding machind here. He says that makes him a "smooth operator."

Shelf on an Elf

"Remind me to never take the shortcut through the Christmas Sweater workshop."

Full Serve and Elf Serve.

Elf

"Kids on the right, elves on the left."

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

#Elfies