Crime-fighting Elf Gifts

Looking for gifts that honor the magic of a crime-fighting elf? Whether they save the holiday season or just love inventive themes, our collection offers playful, humorous products that capture their heroic spirit. From humorous mugs to fun t-shirts, find the ideal present that celebrates their adventurous side and adds a touch of whimsy to their festive days.

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"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!" mockup

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

from $19.00

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA. mockup

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.' mockup

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

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'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.' mockup

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

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"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!" mockup

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

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Slow Night

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Violent Crime Statistics

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'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.' mockup

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

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"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column." mockup

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?' mockup

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

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"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job." mockup

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

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"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps." mockup

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

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"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!" mockup

"Brutus! Attack with reasonable force!"

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"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?" mockup

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

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'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.' mockup

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

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'Oh no! They've been pinched.'

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"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something." mockup

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

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With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police! mockup

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

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Christmas Chopin

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Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

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'Ugh. Every single day.'

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New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals). mockup

New York City, the Bronx, and another successful Vice Squad raid comes to wraps (real vices used for arresting criminals).

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"Don't fall for it, Dogman!"

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A Gun Proposes to Violence.

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Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad. mockup

Serious Crime Squad, Light-Hearted Crime Squad, Happy As Larry Crime Squad.

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"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?" mockup

"If we're the Serious Fraud Squad, how come we're looking for funny money?"

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"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!" mockup

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

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Crime-Be-Gone - Fence-O-Matic!

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"Policing's not what it was..."

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'These police cuts have gone too far.' mockup

'These police cuts have gone too far.'

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Crime-fighting Elf Gifts Collection

Crime-fighting Elf Mugs

Explore our collection of crime-fighting elf mugs to find the perfect start to their day with a bit of humor and heroism.

Crime-fighting Elf Pillows

Find cozy, humorous pillows featuring crime-fighting elves to add a whimsical touch to any space.

Crime-fighting Elf Prints

Browse our playful prints of crime-fighting elves to inspire cheer and add personality to their home or workspace.

Crime-fighting Elf T-Shirts

Discover our witty crime-fighting elf t-shirts and help them showcase their heroic holiday spirit in style.