Mischievous Elf Gifts

"Then I ask the kids for their address and security system code – so's I won't trip the alarm."

"Remember, if you don't give me what I want, I know where you live!"

The Phantom Of The Garden

Meowlzebub

A pony throws its rider.

Shop for cats

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Killing Santa

How to avoid a heart attack.

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Watch for Children.

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Cat burglar.