Mischievous Spirit Gifts

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'You'll pay for this.'

Cat burglar.

Meowlzebub

Watch for Children.

Peeping balloon (black and white).

'Oh, no! You caught another car!'

"Yeah, I ran out of candy so I handed out books of matches instead. Is there a problem?"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

HisssssHerssss....

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."