Mischievous Mind Gifts

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

'Dude. That looks exactly like Randy's Ex. Let's buy it and hang it in his bedroom.'

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Misery lit...

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Killing Santa

Law Books

Children playing in a library

How to avoid a heart attack.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

HisssssHerssss....

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"I'm just messing with you."

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

Watch for Children.

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."