Mischievous Mind Prints

Graffiti youth sees his friend spraying name and address, says: 'It's sort of traditional for tags to be anonymous.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'Dude. That looks exactly like Randy's Ex. Let's buy it and hang it in his bedroom.'

Thanks to his ingenious new design, Joey never had to reload when he egged houses.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Meowlzebub

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Monkey Business

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Misery lit...

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Children playing in a library

How to avoid a heart attack.

Law Books

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Killing Santa

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

HisssssHerssss....

"I'm just messing with you."

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."