Mischievous Souls Prints

How to avoid a heart attack.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

A thief steals a heart

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

HisssssHerssss....

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Watch for Children.

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."