Mischievous Spirits Prints

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

How to avoid a heart attack.

Killing Santa

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'