Mischievous Spellcaster Prints

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Meowlzebub

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Law Books

Pandora's cat.

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

Watch for Children.

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

"I'm just messing with you."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Children using thier aunt's round hat as a target

Cat burglar.

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'