Mischievous Spellcaster Mugs

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Meowlzebub

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Misery lit...

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

'We were mud wrestling.'

Law Books

'I suggest you stay out of this Wilco, lest aspersions be cast upon thee.'

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"I'm just messing with you."

Basic Witch: Self-Care Guide For Fall

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Watch for Children.

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'

'You'll pay for this.'