Mischievous Caller Mugs

Really? You had a great time last night? You want to see me again? You like me a lot? What number are you calling?

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'Admit it,you've been bothering the nurses again,haven't you?

Pants Uglifier!

Misery lit...

'Nice of them to invite us to a dance.'

Law Books

'It's for you.'

'We've found it Chandler- The forbidden temple!'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"Check this out! My ew app imitates the sound of the door bell and makes the dog go berserk."

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

I shall not insult my stupid, fat, idiotic, ugly, lousy teacher...

'How many times have I told you not to play with matches?'

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

What's wrong with the TV? IT keeps changing to the cartoons! (son sitting behind mom with the remote control).

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

"Upcycled, re-purposed and resin dipped - that's how gran would have wanted to go."

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Talk about fun, Joey! I dialed a zillion numbers and talked to all kinds of people I couldn't even understand!'

"I had a very trying day. I tried annoying my teacher, I tried annoying the principal..."

'Luck I forgot my deodorant this morning.'

'Geesh! Didn't your mom ever tell you to put on clean underwear in case you get in an accident?!'

'My trust fund manager makes me wear it.'

"Tree's up!"