Mischievous Spirits Mugs

"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Meowlzebub

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

Monkey Business

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

"Come on dear. It's getting late, and you have to be up early to collect your pension."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

How to avoid a heart attack.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

Children playing in a library

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

Watch for Children.

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'Believe me -- you don't want to know what I did on my summer vacation.'