Mischievous Soul Mugs

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Misery lit...

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Children playing in a library

Law Books

Killing Santa

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Watch for Children.

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

HisssssHerssss....

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

'You'll pay for this.'

Spiro & Pusho on the minefield