Mischievous Thinker Prints

Killing Santa

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Monkey Business

"If you don't wake up and get to work, I'm going to call your mom."

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Misery lit...

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

Children playing in a library

Law Books

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'This isn't the first time you've been here---- is it ?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

Pandora's cat.

'Cut it out!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

"Alternatively we could make them all sexy."

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'