Mischievous Mindset Gifts

No Mice

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Children playing in a library

Killing Santa

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'We bought it as a bonsai tree!'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

HisssssHerssss....

Watch for Children.

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'