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No Mice

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Recombinant DNA Lab. I'm crossing a pine tree, pumpkin and bunny --- You can use it for three holidays!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

Meowlzebub

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

Monkey Business

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

How to avoid a heart attack.

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Killing Santa

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Children playing in a library

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Pandora's cat.

Watch for Children.

"When I run away, put my picture on t-shirts instead of milk cartons."

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

'Must we invite the Hendersons? Their children never stop swarming ...'

"He really likes to play with the mice before he kills them"

HisssssHerssss....

A planet like ours - "...you know I'm just playing with you before I kill you don't you?"

'Good morning, Vicar - are you decent?'