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"Okay, you play dead. 1-2-3 Go!"

"Mum said it's OK for us to watch. So it can't be much good."

'I see you have been mopping the floor while I was out. Are you doing this to be nice or disposing of evidence?' 'Why can't it be both?'

HisssssHerssss....

"Thanks for bringing the party mix, but. . ."

"Hey you, come back here with that stereo!"

A pickpocket reaches through a statue in an art gallery.

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Trust me on this: Never dry a cat in the microwave without first poking a few holes in it.

'Can't you just bat them between your paws like everyone else?'

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

Joe's Tire Shop.

Devil-May-Care Centre.

'Heh heh, the perfect crime!'

'Poor, dumb, ignorant dog! Has no idea we're about to scare him to DEATH!!!'

'We are sentencing you to eight consecutive life sentences, which gives you one more chance to enter society as a decent feline.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

Meowlzebub

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

'Don't write on that wall with crayons! It'll show up better on that wall over there.'

"Leave it you guys! We have this EVERY-SINGLE-TIME we go anywhere!!"

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

A thief steals a heart

'Yoy know perfectly well WHICH corner, Jamie!'

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

"Hey Neil, I've got an idea - let's really freak everyone out and tell them you're quitting physics to become my new co-Pope."

'Looks like a chipmonk.'

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Killing Santa

Children playing in a library

How to avoid a heart attack.

'It's finished, my masterpiece - wait...'

'Cut it out!'

Leaving pet shop, boy says to puppy: 'You're my bitch now.'

Watch for Children.