"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"
Festive Elf Wannabe Gifts
Looking for a gift for your festive elf wannabe? Our collection features fun and quirky items that capture the spirit of the season. Designed for the creative soul, these gifts add a whimsical touch to holiday celebrations, making them ideal for anyone who loves to spread cheer and charm during the festivities.
Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.
The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over
Fleas Navidad.
"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."
You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.
'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'
Farmer Christmas.
"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."
'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'
"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"
'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'
Dog's Christmas list.
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."
"Don't even think about it."
Snowman throws snowball at Santa.
Accept cookies?
"It's just not the same."
Christmas Chopin
Full Serve/Elf Serve
Santa's Workshop: Moved to China
Scary Face at Window
How to believe in yourself.
The Bavarians, scene 1.
Santa's Nightmares
The turning on the lights ceremony
"Room for bigger presents!"
Happy Xmas
"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."
"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"
Naughty-ometer.
Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!
Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.
'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'
Festive Elf Wannabe Gifts Collection
Festive Elf Wannabe Mugs
Looking for more festive elf wannabe gifts? Check out our collection of spirited mugs decorated with humorous holiday themes.
Festive Elf Wannabe Pillows
Find charming elf wannabe pillows that add a festive and humorous touch to any decor or cozy corner.
Festive Elf Wannabe Prints
Browse through our elf wannabe prints to add some whimsical holiday flair to your wall art collection.
Festive Elf Wannabe T-Shirts
Discover a variety of fun and creative elf wannabe t-shirts that let them show off their holiday cheer in style.