Festive Elf Wannabe Mugs

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Fleas Navidad.

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

Farmer Christmas.

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Well, the magic of Christmas is officially over, unless it includes waking up to a septic tank backup.'

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Dog's Christmas list.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

"Edward, you are already more than Christmassy enough."

"Don't even think about it."

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

Accept cookies?

"It's just not the same."

Christmas Chopin

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Scary Face at Window

How to believe in yourself.

The Bavarians, scene 1.

Santa's Nightmares

The turning on the lights ceremony

"Room for bigger presents!"

Happy Xmas

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

"There's still time to be the first politician on the nice list!"

Naughty-ometer.

Really? Santa won't stop at your house if you're not asleep on Christmas eve? That sounds like a sort of entrapment to me!

Once the other reindeer had LED noses fitted, they went back to making fun of poor Rudolph again.

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- Are you a Keynesian or something?'