"Spoiler alert, kiddo! Your online profile is showing a lot more naughty than nice!"
Festive Elf Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the joyful spirit of the season? Our festive elf-themed products are perfect for bringing cheer, humor, and whimsical charm to your celebrations. Whether it's a playful mug, a quirky t-shirt, or a cozy pillow, these gifts are sure to delight anyone who loves the magic of Christmas with a creative twist. Explore our collection and find the ideal gift that embodies the fun and festive spirit of elves, making holiday moments merrier.
"So that's 45,000 Playstations, 198,000 smartphones and 50 million GP consultations."
'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'
Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!
"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."
"No, you definitely wouldn't get Christmas Eve off."
"Could you help me fit nine days work into five and still see my family?"
"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."
Classic Emojis for sale.
The Problem with On-the-fly Christmas Caroling
'Avoid the Christmas rush, drink now.
"We all go a bit crackers over Christmas, just try to pull yourself together."
A Sweet Christmas Connection
3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.
"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"
"Don't even think about it."
Safe Christmas.
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled
Dec. 26
NSA is coming to town.
Christmas Chopin
'I'm not saying that global warming is a reality...'
It won't be Christmas without you!
Our busy Sundays are Christmas, Easter and hurricane season.
"He said, 'Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?' I thought that meant steer."
U.S Airspace missile detection meets Santa
How it began: Mr. & Mrs. Clause
"That was naughty AND nice."
Party Scene
"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."
"Mum, I think Grandad's run out of batteries."
'Not bad, what about the Christmas Cards?'
Xmas
'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'
Festive Elf Gifts Collection
Festive Elf Mugs
Explore our collection of elf-themed mugs and add a merry twist to your morning coffee or hot chocolate.
Festive Elf Pillows
Snuggle up with our elf-themed pillows that bring holiday cheer and cozy comfort to your favorite spaces.
Festive Elf Prints
Decorate your home with our joyful elf prints, perfect for adding a festive and whimsical touch to any room.
Festive Elf T-Shirts
Check out our festive elf t-shirts to wear your holiday spirit loud and proud with humorous and charming designs.