Festive Fairy Gifts

'Moving Day' for Christmas Presents

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Bubbly

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Prosecco Peacock

Santa Dog

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

Cow and Milk

"We'll see how it goes. It's Santa's first year with the genetically modified deer."

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Reindeer

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Dog on a harp

Sabrage!

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

Children with Dog on Christmas Eve

Tomorrow we'll cheer the fourth of July! Picnics with families mean hot dogs to buy! Flags will be waving so proudly up high! And fireworks displays will light the night sky which Frank will miss due to way too much pie! Pie Eating Contest!

Brahms and Liszt at Christmas!

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

Happy New Year! Hope you can stay up for it!

"A raise? You want me to give you a raise? Do I look like f*ckin' Santa Claus?"

A Sweet Christmas Connection

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

'Leave the Iranian airspace at once!'