Festive Folklore Fan Gifts

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Santa and reindeer flying all wearing masks

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Vlad the Inhaler

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"Do I have to go out again!?"

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'