Festive Folklore Fan Prints

Santa's close call with the Cow Jumping over the Moon.

Santa and reindeer flying all wearing masks

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

Vlad the Inhaler

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

"Bigfoot"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I liked the fee-fi-fo-fum part, but I found the rest of his speech racist and repellent."

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Tonight we are going out to plunder, lads!"

'It's the pink spot, Jim lad - them rascals is going to try and tweak my nipples!'

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

"I knew you were mad when I found nettles in my fig leaf drawer."

William Tell's lesser-known first son- Stanislaus Tell.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Thanks mum, it's just what I always wanted!'