Gaming Elf Prints

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

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Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

Santa with an elf.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

"So that's 45,000 Playstations, 198,000 smartphones and 50 million GP consultations."

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

"I'm going to find out who's [naughty emoji] and [nice emoji]."

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"I need a CPA to help me find the bad ones hiding in tax shelters."

"In this district constable, you can't be too careful!"

Eric couldn't understand why he wasn't offered the doll making job in Santa's workshop.

"Now they hire only elves who are tech-savvy!"

Santa Claus panics as the ice caps melt

"I had to bring all these things back because they had 'some assembly required' instructions."

"Spoiler alert, kiddo! Your online profile is showing a lot more naughty than nice!"

'Sorry, Santa, going 'green' doesn't work for you!'