Kitchen Elf Enthusiast Prints

'So where's this magic little kitchen helper of yours?'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Baker Romance

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

Accept cookies?

"It's just not the same."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'Cook books! I love to learn new ways to cook things.'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

I'm looking for an entr

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Cuckoo blender

Hansel and Gretel, now microwavable.

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Ants take cheese and grater

"It's easy, Santa. Swipe left for naughty and right for nice."

The slow cooker changed everything

"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

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