Business-minded Elf Enthusiast Prints

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Accept cookies?

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Elf Portrait

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'