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Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

"Ho, ho, you're fired."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"Just as I feared. Tariffs."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Don't even think about it."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Accept cookies?

'The action next week is going to be in bird seed, but if you quote me, I'll deny I said it.'

"I've built this business up from scratch. . . "

"Excuse me...but there are hairs in my soup. I think we should be supportive when our friends open a business. But sometimes I wonder...what are they thinking?"

Full Serve/Elf Serve

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

"I'm afraid this year due to the threat of terrorist attacks...customs controls...parking restrictions...I have decided to outsource the Christmas operation to Ebay and Amazon."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

Snow Cones 50 Cents - self serve.

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

The annual Santa Claus stock rally.

'I'm thinking of starting a religion. What would be a reasonable initial investment?'

'He knows if you've been good or bad - based on how many friends and followers you have.'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"

Elf Portrait

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'