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'Sorry, Santa, going 'green' doesn't work for you!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'Believe me, I understand.'

"Don't even think about it."

Accept cookies?

"It's just not the same."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Santa's Workshop: Moved to China

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Santa Claus walks dogs

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

'Sorry - I left the naughty kid files on the train.'

Elf on the Top Shelf

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

Not only have we been laid off, but, being small, we can crawl through air ducts with ease.

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

Legend Elvish Presley rocks at hobgoblin fest

"Tell us how the big guy REALLY finances this free toy give away scam and we might be willing to cut a deal."

"Comfortable?"

Santa's Helpers

Elf Portrait

'Assembled in the North Pole ain't the same as Proudly made by Elves.'

"Santa set up the hotline because he knows not everyone is jolly this time of the year!"