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'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Don't even think about it."

Accept cookies?

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Goblin.

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

Santa's workshop.

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

Elf

'Be honest...does this suit make me look fat?'

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

Santa with an elf.

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

'Couldn't you spend just one Christmas at home?'

Kissing Booth

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'