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'You have heavenly boobs!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Justice for a heckler.

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere."

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

Lady tipping cab driver

'Feeling frisky,Doreen? I'm good at frisking!'

'I'm a good boy twenty four hours a day. The waking hours are the hardest.'

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

'Hello curly,'