Cheeky Compliment Admirer Prints

'You have heavenly boobs!'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

'I found it to be the kind of book that once you put it down you never want to pick it up again.'

"It's an agreeable little wine."

Justice for a heckler.

'The arrows were more practical,,,,but I found these have a higher success rate,'

Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.

"You're definitely in the top 1,000,000,000 people on this planet."

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

'I'm not a wine snob. You're a wine ignoramus.'

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

Before the smart phone there was the smart mouth.

'Anything worn under my kilt? No. Well-used but not worn!'

Jimmy Green won't be at school today, this is my father speaking...

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

'I've never seen such a big sausage!'

'I want some lessons in back seat driving.'

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

"We lost Mr. Speak No Evil when he became a blogger."

"You ain't wearin' a brassiere."

Ha Ha! Better Luck Next Time.

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

"You can be a right stirrer sometimes!"

"You hearing aid you miserable, mean, catankerous old git."

Yang: 'Ohh YEAH, THAT'S more like it!'

Now that's what I call a Twinkle.

Lady tipping cab driver

Joyeux Noel (Gallagher).

'Now remember, smile and try and wiggle 'em.' - The discarded box is labelled Falsies.

'I hate to ask this on my first day... but can you loan me about 650.00?'

'I'm a good boy twenty four hours a day. The waking hours are the hardest.'

'Feeling frisky,Doreen? I'm good at frisking!'

Man toasting man: 'To our health insurers.'

'Hello curly,'