Cheeky Elf Appreciator Mugs

'Okay I know he's Santas little helper but this is getting ridiculous!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Then you just run a VLOOKUP against the Naughty column."

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

"Don't even think about it."

Accept cookies?

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

Goblin.

"It's just not the same."

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

Elf on the Top Shelf

"Where can a fellow find some loose tea in this town?"

Santa's workshop.

"Santa would like to talk to you in the office."

'Be honest...does this suit make me look fat?'

Santa falls on hard times: 'Numbskulls! I said use lady's stockings!'

Elf

"That's the only letter you received in the mail. Kids no longer write letters. They email or text."

"It's only weeks to Christmas. We have him right where we want him."

'OK, I'll admit it. You're a genius at parallel parking.'

Edward Scissorhands.

You're putting it together? Are you new here? IKEA Elves.

"Things that scare Jimmy #6 Grandpa eats a banana"

Santa with an elf.

Once again, Santa is the victim of the elves' starched hat prank...

'Couldn't you spend just one Christmas at home?'

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

Shelf on an Elf