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Elf on the Top Shelf

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Bert's dog training.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Social Distancing Club

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

'Remember me?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 15

A Tumble Cow

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

Ta Da!...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Consider yourself chased."

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

Dog executives are in a duel