Elf Antics Appreciator Pillows

Skipping Horse

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

'Bert's dog training.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

'Remember me?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

'He's fine, it's only man flu not swine flu.'

A Tumble Cow

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"You shouldn't have hypnotised him"

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

Ta Da!...

So, Leo catches me, devours me...wears make up?"

"Consider yourself chased."

Fat Kid 31- Pet slug runs amok

"He's cooing on the ledge. May I take a message?"

"Nice try, Frank. Mother is still coming for the weekend."

Dog executives are in a duel