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'I thought you understood when you took on the job there would be NO Christmas holidays'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'That'll be all the mince pies and sherry!'

"At this rate I'll be delivering all gift certificates, gift cards and I.O.U.s!"

"Will you only promise the children toys that can be brought at this store?"

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

"Don't even think about it."

"Tis the season to be jolly!"

Christmas Chopin

"So, Mr. Claus, there IS a Virginia!"

Another wedding

He who laughs, lasts.

"Simply swipe your card, enter the pin, and a pot of gold will be deposited into your account within two working days."

Blow Up Christmas Tree

"Wow nice jump!"

With a round little belly like a bowl of jalea, he struggled to squeeze down our old chiminea.

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Advent calendar of tasks in the run up to Christmas.

"First it was all of that imported stuff and now he's gone with all robotic toy makers!"

"... Santa, eh? Do you have any form of identification?"

"Mr. Levine, may I see you a moment?"

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM

'While you're makin' a list and checkin' it twice, how about checkin' ID? Some of these ‘kids' are, like, in their 30s.'

"What're you doing for Christmas, Randy?"

Clowns

"Remember, if you don't give me what I want, I know where you live!"

"So that's 45,000 Playstations, 198,000 smartphones and 50 million GP consultations."

"Does my bum look big in this?"