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"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."

"People are saying you're fake news."

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Santa's workshopping"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Elfie Stick

"Okay, you can keep 'em, but if they grow any bigger, they'll have to sleep in the kitchen."

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Ernie's spent his entire career studying one species. He says everything else is "irrelephant."

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Plastic?"

Funky Facts: Elephants.

'Here's looking at you, kid...'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

"Don't even think about it."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

Elephant walking out of urologist office carrying 2 peanuts in jar.