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"Still, this beats my old job working at Wal-Mart."

"People are saying you're fake news."

"They represent the candy cane guild."

"Santa's workshopping"

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

High security Santa's grotto

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

The circus diver.

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Peekaboo!'

'You did remember the condoms didn't you?'

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

"I was going to get a cat but they had an offer on."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'Was Monty the culprit? Had he fixed a horse race? He couldn't remember.'

"Don't even think about it."

'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Plastic?"

As years of unspoken tension surfaced, Trunky refused to raise his hand like a coward.

Funky Facts: Elephants.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

'I thought elephants never forgot, but according to these results you have alzheimer's disease.'

'Of course I'm listening Dear: In fact, 'I'm all ears'...'

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.