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"OK young man, explain what this was doing under your bed!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Don't even think about it."

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

Meanwhile...in Albania

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Goblin.

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

"I hate recalls."

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."