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"OK young man, explain what this was doing under your bed!"

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"Don't even think about it."

"He's upset I'm getting 36,000 points for speeding in one night."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'I'm telling you, I don't have a good feeling about this.'

"You believed you were above everyone else, and deserved to look down on others. This is a clear case of shelf-elf-filling prophecy."

During a respite in union negotiations, simmering tensions boil over as some disgruntled members of the toymakers elf union take matters in their own hands.

Full Serve/Elf Serve

"I not only respect women, I look up to them."

Meanwhile...in Albania

"He must be a South Pole elf..."

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

Goblin.

"Ignore it. Telemarketer."

Reason # 23 that doors don't make perfect seal against winter winds: Mischievous unemployed elves.

Did You Know That...Scientists in Illinois, USA, claim we would live a longer life if we were more like elves?

'Shhhhh...He's preparing for the holiday season.'

Elf and Safety: 'Have you got a seat belt on that thing?'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Ha ha ha...here's to your elf!"

Elf on the Top Shelf

"Oh, sorry. Wrong workshop."